Everybody knows that heavy metal fans are a peculiar sort. They dress in black, smell unusual and have no sense of style or taste. They also love adorning themselves with Satanic symbols, even though they would run home crying if a goose said boo to them.

But what do they think abut dinosaurs? Can they be reached and saved?

Last year, CAD sent a brave missionary to one of their scum pits in the hopes of finding some common ground with these ghastly wastrels. No spoilers, but thankfully there’s a happy ending where the true spirit of Christmas is beautifully expressed.

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