Christians Against Dinosaurs

Christians Against Dinosaurs

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This lady has a beautiful way to teach her children one of life's most important lessons:

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names can never hurt me.

It doesn't matter if you think we are nuts for not believing in dinosaurs.
It doesn't matter if you call us names, just because we have another point of view on dinosaurs.

Your words can not hurt us.
Nor will they stop us from spreading the word of the dinolie.

- I
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Today I introduced my children to a peach (a perfectly normal fruit). We talked about the peach and the children described how it looked both delicious and fragile. I picked up the peach and started...

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So much dinosaur hype, that hooks children in, is about the pretence that they were huge in size. Elephants are tiny compared to some supposed dinosaurs. Yet, elephants have to eat around 150kgs of food each day. It has to spend 80% of its day eating to consume that amount of food. We are told by the paleo-fakers that some, utterly ridiculous and obviously fictitious, dinosaurs were 5-10 times larger than the average elephant. Could any of the dinophiles here please explain to me how it was possible that a creature of that size was able to consume enough vegetation each day to sustain itself? I suspect you can’t explain this.

By my calculations they would have had to have eaten for around 100 hours per day. I’m pretty sure the day’s length back then wasn’t too different, but I suspect some crack-pot dino-nut is going to try and convince me of something different. I also suspect someone is going to tell me all about stomach acids and special enzymes for which there is no actual evidence whatsoever.

When are you lot going to accept the idiocy of the dino-position?
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T-Rex verses Chicken! Imagine a fight between them (a suprisingly common dinophile game). Who would win? Its absolutely obvious that as the supposed apex predator, the T-Rex would gobble the little chicken up in a flash.

So - why aren't T-Rex's still here? Even if you buy the whole K-T extinction theory and hold chickens evolved out of the remains, you have to admit its very strange why chickens have not started to evolve back.

In fact, no animal on this planet has shown any evolutionary tendancy towards giantism or any dinosaur like features. If dinosaurs were so damn poweful and awesome, they would exist right here right now. But they dont.

It seems to me that evilutionary theory is easily exploited when it comes to justifying fictional pasts but absolutely terrible about making predictions, no?
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Paleo indoctrination!! Won't somebody think of the children!!!! ... See MoreSee Less

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I think that people who believe in dinosaurs should have their own separate bathrooms. Who's with me? ... See MoreSee Less

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Fun facts from a Palaeontology group.
Aquatic ducks are a bird, and birds are the living descendants of a TRex.
90% of bird DNA is found in a banana.
Therefore bananas are dinosours.
PMSL.
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This is not big or clever!! Anyone who dressed their children up as a dinosaurs should be imprisoned!!! ... See MoreSee Less

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Did you know paleontologists lick their samples? Whats even worse is that this even extends to coprolites. No-one is telling us that is acceptable. No matter how old, if its what they say it is, it aint pleasant, right or OK.

The truth is when we say dinophile we mean dinophile. They fetishise these monsters to the point they enact fantasies that involve tasting their poo. Not nice at all.
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Dinophiles at CAD every day. ... See MoreSee Less

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We love all Gods animals at CAD and cats are amongst the cutest! Why some choose to idolise fantasy monsters is beyond our comprehension... ... See MoreSee Less

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This rancid harlot found that her lack of intelligence and ghastly face meant that the sex-deprived wouldn't pay even ten pounds to do sex to her.

In a rare flash of inspiration, she realised that depraved dinophiles would pay upwards of fifty pounds a time to pretend to have the sex with a tyrannosaurus.

Now she is very wealthy but riddled with disease.
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Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of the womb a reward! These two are the children of one of our members, who sent this in after being filled with joy after they asked him if they could blend up a bag of unholy gifts. They are pictured here, doing the righteous and just thing. God bless you all! ... See MoreSee Less

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From the earliest age, our children are exposed the most insideous indoctrination going.

As babies they are taught that dinosaurs are nice, cuddly creatures that are 'just a bit of fun'. Over the years, however, they are exposed to what that fun consists of: terrorising and bullying others for their own gain.

The sociological function of this propaganda is clear - to teach our children there is no alternative to neoliberalism. The law of jungle prevails and if they are nasty and selfish enough its a game they can play to win.

Please know there can be no 'age appropriate' dinosaur imagery. Refuse to play the game and pray that the next generation become free. Amen.
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Some deluded sinner posted this to our group yesterday with the caption 'THEY LIVE! THEY LIVE!'.

V misleading - its a LIE!
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A quick survey of a major up-market department store revealed 14.5% of children's clothing options featured prominent dinosaur motifs. This is not including other related designs featuring crocodiles which currently appear 'on trend'.

Ask yourselves why this is so - why are mythic monsters given such prominence in childrens wear?

What does it say to your children when you buy clothes like this for them to wear?

What does it say about your child to other people when they are wearing it?

Above all else, ask what it says about you as a parent that you made such a ghastly choice?

Please think about the above and choose wisely when shopping. Even tacky super-hero designs are better than this. Plain or striped designs are probably best as they possess the least ability to offend. God bless xx
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No such thing as paleo profits.
Just a conspiracy
Well they're using a mammoth to advertise their shady products. (Not a dinosaur)
I don't believe that date either.
Here's your proof you dinophiles.
God Bless You
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